STOLE FROM ~fred-george-weasley! >D Now in Spanish!

D00Ds!:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[ ] Your taller than 5'5". (5'1"...)
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a brat.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT! (Sometimes, but only poultry.)
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.(Shirts, not pants.)
[x] You like dinosaurs. (I HAVE TWO, BOB AND FRED. 8D)
[x] You love sports. Always.(Hockey and Football are all I need!)
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (If you hate video games, I HATE YOUUU. Dx)
[ ] You curse like a sailor. (Never a word in my life. Not even the C or D word.)
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public. (Female, plz.)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. (Gray-blue, FTW.)
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. (School.)
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (But I like to play the TCG sometimes... And I'ma GEEK!)
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (With both hands/arms...)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (-pokes one of them-)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris (xDDDDD)

Boy Score - 9/24

Tits!:

[x] You get a period. (If a guy can check this off... Well, er.. Thats not good. xD)
[x] People say your short. (I AM. ;^; )
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more. (I have a small stomach, I rarely eat anyway.)
[ ] You wear make-up daily. (GOD NO.)
[x] You care about what you look like. (Not that often.)
[x] You can cook and clean. (This SHOULD apply to everyone.)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (ONE PLZ. xDD)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume. (Asthma makes me unable to breathe around them. And they smell like crud..)
[ ] Your skin is soft. (Dance 1+Hr six days a week=NOT SOFT.)
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.(BLEH.)
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.(School....)
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (I compete!)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.(If by playing, you mean whipping around the room.. >D)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score- 5/24

I FAIL IN BOTH GENDERS. -more of a Tomboy, though-